GOODBYE DEAR FRIEND!

Yesterday I said goodbye to a dear friend that I've had for 7 years. "She'd" been with me through thick and thin. I turned to "her" when I needed support. I was always very comfortable with her but I finally wore her out. When I finally sat down and took a good look at "her" I realized that it was time to put her down. I'm talking about my "go-to" underwear. Or as Josh calls them,"My skanky underwear." Not cause they are too risque', well maybe for some people but because they are stretched out and full of holes. Do any of you have a favorite pair? Maybe it's garments, or some granny panties that were so comfy that all your other granny panties were jealous? For some reason these particular pair of lime green undies from Victoria's Secret have been that pair. There's nothing special about them, in fact I have at least six of this very same kind just in different colors. You may have noticed them sticking out of my pants. Not on purpose, I'm really not one of those girls that think it's sexy to have you skivvies pokin' out of the top of your pants. Only because I'm freakishly huge and have an odd body. I can't find pants or shirts that will cover that part of my butt, what I call my upper butt. As long as I'm standing still it's not a problem. If I bend over or crouch down, WATCH OUT! I have flashed my close friends on numerous occasions. I truly feel bad for Suzi, Josh's mom. She puts up with a lot of "crack". Anyways the other day while I was wearing my favorite pair, Josh came in to the bathroom where I was bending over doing something and he said,"SO, you're still hangin' on to those underwear huh? Holes and all, ya just can't give them up?" OBVIOUSLY he reeeally liked them. So with a sad heart, I said goodbye. It wasn't a long ceremony, closed casket. I really just pushed them to the bottom of the garbage can. I knew that there would be less of a chance of me pulling them out and sticking them back in my drawer if I did that. It was good though. I can start fresh again... literally!